02. video / open

[landfall]

[ Here, Barge, have Racetrack who has just woken up from being a Navy sailor and fighting pirates and seriously what the frak. ]

I am so confused.

[ Help. :c ]

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[landfall]

I'm Caprican.

It's... a planet.

[deadly_ned]

Oh.


I didn't realize we were at that level of spacial...territory.

My planet is Earth.

[landfall]

No frakking way.

Really?

[deadly_ned]

....Yes?



Yes. I'm...very sure it's Earth.

[landfall]

We were looking for Earth! We thought it was legendary, and then when we found it -

Well.

Um.

That probably wasn't your Earth.

[deadly_ned]

What happened with your Earth that makes you think it wasn't my Earth?

[landfall]

It was... a wasteland. Radioactive. Dead.

It was also a bunch of Cylons.

[deadly_ned]

Cylons?

[landfall]

Robots.

[deadly_ned]

Were these robots the sort of robots that go around looking like human beings?

[landfall]

Yeah. That kind.

Sometimes pretending to be.

[deadly_ned]

It might possibly be my Earth. I'm not living in a desolate wasteland that I know of, but I don't think I'd be able to spot a robot dressed up like a human.

[landfall]

I'm pretty sure they said everyone was Cylons.

[deadly_ned]

Oh.


Probably not then, no.

[landfall]

Admiral did say there would be a lot of weird stuff going on.

[deadly_ned]

The Barge does seem to love taking you out of your comfort zone. Yes.

[landfall]

Sorry. You offer me the only non-algae food I've eaten in years and I offer you awkward questions.

[deadly_ned]

Algae? You've been eating algae? You're not a fish.

[landfall]

Reprocessed algae. Yeah. We're humans, just on a ship that doesn't happen to have things like farms and fields in it.

It's disgusting. I wouldn't recommend it.

[deadly_ned]

I am going to cook so much for you.

[landfall]

I may follow you around like a puppy. Until my taste buds recover.

[deadly_ned]

Sit. Sit right there. I'll bring you a pie.

[landfall]

...should I give you my cabin number?

[deadly_ned]

I think that would probably help.

[landfall]

I'm on Level 1. Cabin 5.