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[landfall]

[ Here, Barge, have Racetrack who has just woken up from being a Navy sailor and fighting pirates and seriously what the frak. ]

I am so confused.

[ Help. :c ]

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[landfall]

You were a terrible pirate and I hope that bullet wound hurt a lot.

[deshabille]

[Okay, okay, she's good now. Mostly.]

Don't lie. I was a wonderful pirate.

It hurt a bit, though.

[landfall]

Good.

[ what is her life what is happening ]

[deshabille]

Well, I heal quick.

[Funny, is what. She smirks.]

Welcome back.

[landfall]

What was that?

[deshabille]

A . . . flood.

[The unfamiliarity of the word in her mouth probably indicates she's new to this too.]

Reality shifting. Apparently it happens.

[landfall]

Reality shifting.

That is so far beyond impossible...

[deshabille]

And yet.

[landfall]

I feel like I should have a hangover.

[deshabille]

Well, that's easy enough to fix, if you want one. I understand there's a pub.

[landfall]

[ Everything just got at least 20% better. ]

Really.

[deshabille]

Not a pirate anymore. Would I lie to you?

[. . . Still yes. But not at this moment.]

[landfall]

I don't trust your word at all but if you are lying about the pub I will shoot you again.

[deshabille]

I would absolutely never.

Up above deck. Go see if you don't believe me.

[landfall]

...thanks for not holding a grudge.

With the whole shooting you thing.

That was a nice knife you threw, by the way.

[deshabille]

Would you believe I've been shot at before? Not with a gun, though.

Mm, thank you. I was sad to lose it, but at least it was to a good cause.

[landfall]

...then what were you shot with?

[deshabille]

Crossbows, largely.

[landfall]

Really? I'm not sure I've ever seen a crossbow.

[deshabille]

Well, I hadn't ever seen a gun before just now, so we're brothers in ignorance.

[landfall]

The Admiral did say there would be some people from pretty weird places around here.

[deshabille]

Mm, and here's one of them right in front of me.

[landfall]

Point taken.

[deshabille]

All a matter of perspective.

Are you going after that hangover?

[landfall]

Yes.

I am.