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[landfall]

[ Here, Barge, have Racetrack who has just woken up from being a Navy sailor and fighting pirates and seriously what the frak. ]

I am so confused.

[ Help. :c ]

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[routemistress]

[She smirks.]

Couldn't resist.

[landfall]

My callsign's Racetrack, by the way.

[routemistress]

Might remember to call you by it sometime, cutie.

[landfall]

[ ugh FINE she can deal with 'cutie'. ]

I shot one of your pirate friends.

Is this just a normal thing around here...?

[routemistress]

That were one of the better ones. First week I were 'ere, we fetched up in Wonderland - that were a bad one for a lot of us, though Rorschach an' me 'ad a pretty good time. I were the Duchess.

Aye, to answer your question, pretty much. It's not always alternate lives - sometimes it's just turnin' into animals or bein' six inches 'igh or fun stuff like that. It's why I love it 'ere, I'd be bored to death otherwise.

Who'd you shoot?

[landfall]

The one up there who couldn't stop laughing long enough to talk. Or breathe.

[routemistress]

Oooh, she's new too, I've not really talked to 'er yet.

...Nice face.

[landfall]

Hers or mine?

[routemistress]

Both, cutie. I think I got beat to the punch there, eh? Never mind. Welcome to the Barge. Aye, it pretty much is always like this.

[landfall]

Beaten to the - I'm not - [ hrk.

She laughs, finally. ]

You guys are nuts.