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[landfall]

[ Here, Barge, have Racetrack who has just woken up from being a Navy sailor and fighting pirates and seriously what the frak. ]

I am so confused.

[ Help. :c ]

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I REALLY DID maybe a bit

[deshabille]

Oh, I wasn't offended. It was a good time.

If we're pirates every time it'll get slightly annoying, although I understand that's not likely.

[surfaceshine]

I've been one twice. Didn't manage to get shot either time, though.

[Yeah that's right. He went there.]

I'm Dean, by the way.

[deshabille]

I was disadvantaged.

[By being baseline human. So she couldn't cheat.]

Mal. Sorry I didn't introduce myself before. [She's really not.]

[surfaceshine]

Welcome to the human condition, sweetheart.

[Oh yes, he knows what she means, and he's aware of what it probably means when combined with the gym.]

[deshabille]

You'd know all about that.

[And the differences between that and - other things.]

You'll have to tell me your theories sometime.

[surfaceshine]

Probably not, but I might anyway.

[deshabille]

I'd be interested to hear them, if you decide they're accurate enough to risk sharing.

[surfaceshine]

Maybe later. Right now I got a cheeseburger with my name on it.

[deshabille]

[Someday Dean will be horrified when she asks him what the hell a cheeseburger is.]

I'd hate to keep you from that.

[surfaceshine]

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