04th landing . video, locked from felix gaeta

[landfall]

So.

What do you guys do when you're really mad at someone?

Productive and unproductive tactics welcome. I also enjoy colorful stories.

[ Private to Felix Gaeta, later ]

[ Okay, it's time to confront this. She's calm. She's good. She's going to say something elegant, and Felix is going to respect her, and they will be friends.

Here goes! ]

You're stupid.

[ wow not as planned ]

Comments

[deadly_ned]

But you wouldn't go back to change things.

[landfall]

I want to be about the future now.

I don't know if that makes sense.

[deadly_ned]

It does. It makes perfect sense.

[landfall]

About as much sense as a pie making someone happy.

[ Because, on the one hand, it's flour and fruit. WTF. But on the other hand, there's not many people who wouldn't crack a smile, and that kind of wisdom doesn't have to make sense. ]

[deadly_ned]

That's a perfect segue to the pie-a-week program I want to start with you.

[landfall]

Yes. To everything you are about to ask. Only I have one objection.

[deadly_ned]

What's your objection?

[landfall]

Only one a week?

A week is a long time!

[deadly_ned]

You'd get fat if it were more frequent than weekly. I would feel terrible for ruining your diet.

[landfall]

Well, I'd feel great, because I'm not a pilot and I don't have to keep to weight restrictions anymore!

On the other hand, it's not like weight restrictions were a problem. With the algae.

[deadly_ned]

Exactly. I'm a piemaker, not a nutritionist. Too much of a good thing is unhealthy.

[landfall]

Too much of a good thing is exactly what everyone needs now and again.

[deadly_ned]

As long as you don't mind being spherical.

[landfall]

There are worse shapes.

[deadly_ned]

It's your body. If you want pie, I'll give you pie.