04th landing . video, locked from felix gaeta

[landfall]

So.

What do you guys do when you're really mad at someone?

Productive and unproductive tactics welcome. I also enjoy colorful stories.

[ Private to Felix Gaeta, later ]

[ Okay, it's time to confront this. She's calm. She's good. She's going to say something elegant, and Felix is going to respect her, and they will be friends.

Here goes! ]

You're stupid.

[ wow not as planned ]

Comments

[forgetyourusedtobe]

You sound like you want to share. Please don't.

[landfall]

I really, really don't.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

Thank God. I was about to start demanding more alcohol if you were going to force me to pretend to listen.

[landfall]

Can't force you to do anything. I'm not your warden.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

Even if you were, you couldn't force me to do anything anyway.

[landfall]

Why would I even want to try.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

You're not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.

[landfall]

If every tool in the shed was sharp, then gardeners would have a lot of problems.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

I don't know about that. There's very few things something sharp can't solve.

[landfall]

Hammer. Screwdriver. Spanner.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

You could use the flat side of a hoe or spade and get the same effects for a hammer. Use the tip of a pen for a screwdriver. You got me on the wrench though.

[landfall]

I don't know why we're having this argument.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

Because there's nothing else to do.

Besides, you feel better, don't you?

[landfall]

It hasn't made the theoretical person I'm upset with any less stupid, so any relief is temporary.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

Unfortunately, there's no cure for that. But don't say I never did anything for you.