02. video / open

[landfall]

[ Here, Barge, have Racetrack who has just woken up from being a Navy sailor and fighting pirates and seriously what the frak. ]

I am so confused.

[ Help. :c ]

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[deadly_ned]

That's what a la mode means.

[landfall]

Marry me.

[deadly_ned]

I'm sorry I have a girlfriend her name is Chuck and she's the reason I'm here.

[landfall]

Figures.

What do you mean, she's the reason you're here?

[deadly_ned]

She's my Deal.

[landfall]

What about her? Make her a princess, win her heart...?

Or is that too personal? Sorry, I'm still adjusting.

[deadly_ned]

It is personal. A little personal. Not for the reasons you're thinking but...


Wait.

Wait, do people really make deals to become royalty?

[landfall]

Then, sorry. You don't have to answer.

...the frak do I know? I just got here. But there are legends and stuff.

[deadly_ned]

Thank you. It's. It's hard to explain.



Can I take a moment to say something very judgmental?

That's a terrible thing to make a deal for.

[landfall]

[ She snorts. Giggles. ]

I'm, uh, I'm with you there.

[ l o l ]

[deadly_ned]

We're also American. I don't think being a princess would, um. Fly, in a democratic country.

[landfall]

What's 'American'?

[deadly_ned]

I am. I'm American. It's a, um. A country.

[landfall]

I'm Caprican.

It's... a planet.

[deadly_ned]

Oh.


I didn't realize we were at that level of spacial...territory.

My planet is Earth.

[landfall]

No frakking way.

Really?

[deadly_ned]

....Yes?



Yes. I'm...very sure it's Earth.

[landfall]

We were looking for Earth! We thought it was legendary, and then when we found it -

Well.

Um.

That probably wasn't your Earth.

[deadly_ned]

What happened with your Earth that makes you think it wasn't my Earth?

[landfall]

It was... a wasteland. Radioactive. Dead.

It was also a bunch of Cylons.

[deadly_ned]

Cylons?

[landfall]

Robots.

[deadly_ned]

Were these robots the sort of robots that go around looking like human beings?

[landfall]

Yeah. That kind.

Sometimes pretending to be.

[deadly_ned]

It might possibly be my Earth. I'm not living in a desolate wasteland that I know of, but I don't think I'd be able to spot a robot dressed up like a human.