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04th landing . video, locked from felix gaeta

So.

What do you guys do when you're really mad at someone?

Productive and unproductive tactics welcome. I also enjoy colorful stories.

[ Private to Felix Gaeta, later ]

[ Okay, it's time to confront this. She's calm. She's good. She's going to say something elegant, and Felix is going to respect her, and they will be friends.

Here goes! ]

You're stupid.

[ wow not as planned ]

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That tends to be the case.

Come to think of it, she may also have been very unimpressed with violence.

Do what your mother thinks is right.

Yeah.

[ She seems really sad, suddenly. ]

Probably a lot of things would be better if we did that.

Probably.

But they can't always be with us anymore.

I really wish I'd gotten a chance to be a mom. When she was still around.

There's still adoption.

Maybe it's mean to orphans, but I want my own kids.

Doesn't matter, she'll still be dead.

You'd think the existence of the Barge would make death appear...not so final, in most cases.

She died in an attack that destroyed twelve planets and more than 99% of humanity. I think wishing for my mom back would be really selfish, and I'm not wishing for everyone back, because that would mean everything that happened over the last four years is just. I don't know. Completely frakking meaningless?

So I'm going to have kids. Sometime. Soon. And it's going to be good, because it'll make up even a little tiny fraction of how awful my life has been.

Everyone's lives.

What happened over the last four years?

And what would you name your kids?

Four years ago, everything got wiped out.

And I - what? That is such a big decision, I won't go into that just like spur of the mo-

Yeah, who am I kidding, I'd use family names. Imagination isn't big in the Edmondson household.

But you wouldn't go back to change things.

I want to be about the future now.

I don't know if that makes sense.

It does. It makes perfect sense.

About as much sense as a pie making someone happy.

[ Because, on the one hand, it's flour and fruit. WTF. But on the other hand, there's not many people who wouldn't crack a smile, and that kind of wisdom doesn't have to make sense. ]

That's a perfect segue to the pie-a-week program I want to start with you.

Yes. To everything you are about to ask. Only I have one objection.

What's your objection?

Only one a week?

A week is a long time!

You'd get fat if it were more frequent than weekly. I would feel terrible for ruining your diet.

Well, I'd feel great, because I'm not a pilot and I don't have to keep to weight restrictions anymore!

On the other hand, it's not like weight restrictions were a problem. With the algae.