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[landfall]

[ Here, Barge, have Racetrack who has just woken up from being a Navy sailor and fighting pirates and seriously what the frak. ]

I am so confused.

[ Help. :c ]

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[landfall]

I have two hands.

[deadly_ned]

Are you ambidextrous?

[landfall]

I can fly a Raptor with either.

[deadly_ned]

Then you can have two forks. One for each hand.

[landfall]

Seriously...

Thank you. Even if it's terrible pie - and that isn't me trying to insult you or anything - the offer, it's. Thanks.

[deadly_ned]

You're welcome.


I'll try not to make it terrible. Which will be...much, much easier to do if I know which flavor you prefer.

[landfall]

I like... berries. We had a lot of berry bushes around where I grew up.

[deadly_ned]

I can do berries. Berries are fairly routine.

[landfall]

I liked blackberries. Made an absolute mess.

[deadly_ned]

A la mode?

[landfall]

With ice cream?

[deadly_ned]

That's what a la mode means.

[landfall]

Marry me.

[deadly_ned]

I'm sorry I have a girlfriend her name is Chuck and she's the reason I'm here.

[landfall]

Figures.

What do you mean, she's the reason you're here?

[deadly_ned]

She's my Deal.

[landfall]

What about her? Make her a princess, win her heart...?

Or is that too personal? Sorry, I'm still adjusting.

[deadly_ned]

It is personal. A little personal. Not for the reasons you're thinking but...


Wait.

Wait, do people really make deals to become royalty?

[landfall]

Then, sorry. You don't have to answer.

...the frak do I know? I just got here. But there are legends and stuff.

[deadly_ned]

Thank you. It's. It's hard to explain.



Can I take a moment to say something very judgmental?

That's a terrible thing to make a deal for.

[landfall]

[ She snorts. Giggles. ]

I'm, uh, I'm with you there.

[ l o l ]

[deadly_ned]

We're also American. I don't think being a princess would, um. Fly, in a democratic country.

[landfall]

What's 'American'?

[deadly_ned]

I am. I'm American. It's a, um. A country.

[landfall]

I'm Caprican.

It's... a planet.